Oldest Goddess, on the cusp of graduating high school in less than a week:
"Dad, I interviewed for a job and got it!"
"Very good. They know that you can't start until after we get back from Maryland, right? Which eatery did you decide to interview with?"
OG - looking me in the eye:
"The one in the University Mall."
"Well, you could pick up some underwear for me if you get a discount, right?"
Life is flying by, isn't it?